Just a page for the things I'm obsessed with. Among which are Percy Jackson, country music, and classics.
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  • Percy:

    Wow. When he started looking back on the war with Kronos as the good old days- that was sad.

  • Percy:

    "This place smells like my ex stepfather."

  • Percy:

    "The Phlegethon? Sounds like a marathon for hawking spitballs."

  • Annabeth:

    "Thanks I'll have a smile on my face as I plummet to my death."

  • Leo:

    "Hey man it's cool you're Canadian right? I didn't expect you to get me an Independence Day present or anything... Unless you wanted to."

  • Leo:

    The face seemed to be trying to eat its way into the room.

  • Leo:

    Note to self do not leave boxes of magic grenades where dwarfs can reach them.

  • Leo:

    Leo figured that meant "KILL THEM" easy translation since most of the coach's sentences involved the word kill.

  • Leo:

    "Well I dunno. Let me pull my dwarf tracking GPS out of my tool belt."

  • Leo:

    He really didn't need to see a godly groin this early in the morning.

  • Leo:

    "Man you just wasted an awesome entrance."

  • Leo:

    "All by myself I'm special that way."

  • Percy:

    Percy had taken his girlfriend on some romantic walks before. This wasn't one of them.

  • Percy:

    When they needed a drink, the best they could do was sip some refreshing liquid fire. Yep percy definitely knew how to show a girl a good time.

  • Percy:

    "Including the kind that eats hang gliders."

  • Percy:

    "We should keep moving. You want some more fire to drink?"

  • Percy:

    "Keep climbing.. Cheeseburgers.. Shut up.. With fries."

  • Frank:

    He had no idea why he'd become a reticulated python but it did explain his dream about slowly swallowing a cow.

  • Ares:

    "Throttle him! Throttle everyone! Who are we talking about again?"

  • Piper:

    "I uh... I'll admit I'm not great with cows."

  • Leo:

    "Personally I'm trying to avoid lots of death but you guys have fun!"

  • Nico:

    "It was in the Africanus Extreme Expansion deck."

  • Triptolemus:

    "My friends call me Trip so don't call me that."

  • Ares:

    "I love this guy! Kill him anyway!"

  • Frank:

    "Wow farming. Congratulations."

  • Frank:

    As for Nico, he was still a corn plant.

  • Annabeth:

    Just another lovely day in the dungeon of creation.

  • Annabeth:

    "Connor give this to Rachel, not a prank, don't be a moron love Annabeth."

  • Percy:

    "Only a thousand times? Oh good... I thought we were in trouble."

  • Percy:

    "I appreciate the offer but my mom told me not to accept curses from strangers."

  • Percy:

    Seriously who curses you with their dying breath and says: I hope your eye twitches!

  • Rachel:

    "I hit Kronos in the eye with this hairbrush once. Otherwise no."

  • Leo:

    "She's alive thank the gods and pass the hot sauce."

  • Favonius:

    "Jason Grace, the West Wind has been called many things... Warm, gentle, life-giving, and devilishly handsome, but I have never been called startling."

  • Favonius:

    "Yes Jason Grace. I fell in love with a dude. Does that shock you?"

  • Jason:

    "Great now he's spouting greeting cards."

  • Jason:

    "Were you that ugly?"

  • Nico:

    "I had a crush on Percy, that's the truth. That's the big secret."

  • Annabeth:

    Percy was part of her- a sometimes annoying part sure but definitely a part she could not live without.

  • Piper:

    "Clever, take you all day to think up that line?"

  • Percy:

    "Awesome, could we get two orders of that to go?"

  • Percy:

    "That's very nice of you, but I'v had enough poison for one trip."

  • Percy:

    LOL NOOB!

  • Leo:

    "Yeah my bad I should've crashed on one of the other islands."

  • Leo:

    Kind of a Tarzan look, if Tarzan came in extra-small Latino.

  • Leo:

    "Right, whenever an engine malfunctions I like to tap-dance around it. Works every time."

  • Leo:

    The Mistress of Mud, The Princess of Potty Sludge.

  • Percy:

    "Poseidon's underpants you can't be serious."

  • Jason:

    But in his version Piper was a Kung Fu assassin.

  • Percy:

    Death Mist Annabeth looked like a freshly risen zombie.

  • Percy:

    A Titan strode toward them casually kicking lesser monsters out of his way.

  • Percy:

    "Easy-peasy. Except for... Well everything."

  • Frank:

    If only to stuff a teddy bear down the throat of that slime all augur.

  • Leo:

    "Did I miss the poison? Cause I love poison."

  • Nico:

    "Uh... You also have an arrow sticking through your arm."

  • Annabeth:

    For all she knew she was drooling as badly as Percy did when he slept.

  • Jason:

    "Dude" Jason gave Percy a bear hug.

  • Leo:

    "Way to go Zhang. Now you can order Octavian to fall on his sword."

  • Reyna:

    "Oh obviously, without you I doubt Percy could find his way out of a paper bag."

  • Percy:

    He kept expecting Big Mama Statue to come alive and chew him out for getting her daughter into so much trouble- or maybe just step on him without a word.

  • Percy:

    It almost sounded like Nico had read his mind and was agreeing that Athena should step on him.

  • Frank:

    "When we take over command our first order of business should be to load Octavian into the nearest catapult and fire him as far away as possible."

  • Percy:

    Heck percy kind of liked the coach's idea of using it as a missile and sending Gaea up in a godly nuclear mushroom cloud.

  • Percy:

    "Bob says hello," he told the stars.